- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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