- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

why did the man die? he had cancer

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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