Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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