- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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