- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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