What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

If i open this door you can go trough it

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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