- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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