What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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