- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

You know whats better than 24? 25

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

30cm = 0,3meters

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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