- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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