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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

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