Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A possesed goat: "moo"

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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