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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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