A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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