- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Miscarriages.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

whats black and strange a paki

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

My Boyfriend

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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