What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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hello

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Testicles.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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