What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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