Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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