Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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