- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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