- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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