What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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men

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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