- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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