- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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