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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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