- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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