Adam Chebali has no life

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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