2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

I'm Polish.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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