a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Nuneaton..

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Large 4

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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