Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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WOw you have no life

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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shut up elliot

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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