what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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