What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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So I was walking down the road today

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Anti Joke

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