what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Terry has ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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