- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

96

I like your hair

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

whos district champs not JM

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??