Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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