Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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