What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Ebola

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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