- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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