- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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