Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

I'm Coming

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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