What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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