What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than this That :(

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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