How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Justin Beiber

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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