- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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