Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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