- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

a man makes a bad joke

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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