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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

The Princess is in another castle

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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