What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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what's the difference between a duck?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

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