- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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