Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How come grilled cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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